small talk can lead to deeper conversation by the way. I was stuck in line and i was talking about the weather with the guy in front of me. the whole conversation became existential.
"omg i hate small talk its so fake!!" like damn u must be so fucking annoying. its called being nice. if i was at a party and i was like "how r your classes going" and you were like "ugh lets skip that i KNOW u dont really CARE about my classes and i dont care about YOURS" i would log out of there so fucking fast
dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain
And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.
As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.
Yes it does.
It really does
the penis people’s showers are so boring compared to this
yes penis people because not everyone with a penis is a boy
the only plausible explanation why hope is young again in lightning returns.
just sketched this and scanned it
"The Other Side of the Rainbow"
I DUNNO MAN
DOESN’T REALLY SOUND LIKE A PLACE I WANNA GO
EVEN THE FLAVORS SOUND SCARY AND WIERDLY… IDK
AND LET’S NOT FORGET THAT DARKEST AND MOST DEPRAVED OF FRUITS
But blood orange.
its fucking red
you can’t spell thug without hug
that sad moment when you want to be there for a friend but you can’t because you live on the other side of the fucking world…
My favorite Oscar of the night
make room for the Grammys
Tumblr was invented just for this pun.
I shouldn’t be laughing as much as I am.
someone on facebook posted this intending it to be negative but instead it’s INCREDIBLE. go girl scouts
Been tinkering with the idea of a Monster Hunter monster version of Charizard. Maybe I’ll flesh this idea out more someday. You should pretend this this is like leaked concept art for Pokemonster Hunter if you show it to someone.
karkat zahhak is a very serious character with relatable issues
so this is goin around again
my fucking heart
He is sitting on tOP OF THAT DOGS HEAD FUCK FUCK FUcK
Reblog this if knowing somone is bisexual/pansexual doesnt change your friendship/how you think of that person.